Monday, June 8, 2015

Who do you belong to?


For those who can't tell, this is a pair of panties I came across while walking around the neighborhoods surrounding the local college. They were out in a large communal type backyard behind some of the student housing. Nor did they appear to be damaged, simply left behind. No I didn't take them with me, I felt it was better to leave the monument to some strangers passion out in the grass where they, well you know.

I've always been quietly fascinated by the types of underwear people wear. There's some fascinating commonalities I've discovered over the years based solely on the type of underwear a person wears. So let's play Sherlock Holmes, and see what fascinating conclusions we can tell from the scene.

First based on the location and the size of the underwear I think were safe in assuming the owner was a female age 18 to 23, weighs between 110 and 130 pounds, and is enrolled in Montana State University. We can also assume that she does not live in the immediate vicinity. People tend to be a little bit more careful around their homes, also while it's not apparent from the picture this particular pair had to of been laying out in the sun for at least a day or two. They had that over exposed stiffness that develops in said amount of time. If the owner lived here she surely would've noticed them in that time and probably picked them up.

Secondly we can assume that she is likely to have an adventurous streak. While we can't assume that she is outwardly adventurous, we can at least tell from the leopard stripes pattern that she holds that kind of idea close to her. This is further held up by her willingness to engage in sexual activity out in public. In other words this girl is willing to take risks in her private life if not in her public life.

I can conclude that this person would be interesting to meet, if not to hang out with. She is probably in search of interesting experiences subconsciously if not consciously. This ends my analyzation of the random pair of panties I spotted while walking about.

1 comment:

  1. How about stupid drunk and let passion override commonsense?

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